We had it so bloody in Corp Risk. Head of risk got a paper cut while he was updating RCSA policy. New IRM roles have been announced to stem the bleeding. ITV will test the finger to make sure it is being given to the rest of the company.
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There he is again with the parasite comments. So original. Get a life dude and go make some friends in IRM. They happen to be good humans. Or ya know… get a new job where you don’t expect oversight?
Audit should layoff the Head of IT Audit as she is toxic and doesn’t understand technology.
@1at+1jnhajvvm - internal audit is a rigorous profession. They have also started to bring valuable commercially relevant insights to our business. IRM on the other hand are a bunch of toxic parasites doing busywork. Of course you find it hilarious … you are laughing all the way to the bank.
This guy comments every 2 weeks hoping to get rid of an entire line of defense. Hilarious! What’s next? Audit?
So true
I laughed out loud at this one - well done! Based on the other comments am I the only one that got it??
@dg+1jnhajvvm I wish the recruiter and hiring manager would have told me this was a shameful role to take and subject to public ridicule. By not telling us they mis-represented the role didn't they?
@bb+1jnhajvvm - you need to justify your existence by demonstrating value to the business and not by name calling or old whataboutery. The truth is corp risk has never identified or helped with any significant internal or external crises in the company or industry. Your record is public knowledge and it is appalling. How a bunch of busybody box tickers have cloned themselves across this company in the name of ‘independence’ is criminally redundant. It’s total busywork, insanely expensive, with zero accountability. Risk is a scam.
Yeah dude all the bagels were gone by the time i got in
Loser. The regulators and the stockholders want a second line. Do your part to make the partnership work. It’s not your place to sabotage the risk framework because of your personal beliefs. It is actually grounds for termination. Grow up
Heard they’re hiring more in ITV
No one I know if got cut from IRM. Nice try troll.