Mgmt: Did you fix the problem?
You: ...
Mgmt: Did you fix the problem?
You: ... The security report is no longer flagging us for the issue, but...
Mgmt: Okay. Sounds like we're fine then. Let's move onto important stuff.
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We will sell you a camera so you can see who broke into your vehicle or computer. But you have to pay a monthly fee. And it won’t stop anyone from breaking in.
Got that right run a purchased tool, all green lights all good.
Then there are the Recent college grads doing friendly hacking. Funny to watch as the group doesn’t even understand the topography or where the important data resides.
A good portion of the reports produced are good for bathroom reading and wiping.
Other Ford organizations understand this and just hide behind “Well cyber security said we are good”, all the while knowing full well that we are not good. The most important Ford skill is positioning someone else to take the blame.
Very standard large corporation security:
Run tool
Red means bad
“You people know that goes on your permanent work record, don't you?”
That is something so indescribably stupid that I could see Ford doing it.
Yes. Sub par for industry.
Over-inflated claims of value vs value delivered.
Failures hidden by management.
In other words, par for Ford.
You’d be wrong as is probably always the case, @1csv+1fFND7H6
Oh no , double secret probation !
Sounds like some people on this board fell for the fake phishing email tests IT sends out.
You people know that goes on your permanent work record, don't you?
Hey don't fear we have the mossad as our head of cyber security
Yes , they have nothing better to do than send out phishing emails and texts every so often
Well, we cant make locks for vehicles that keep intruders out, so don’t expect much from our cyber security team.