Thread regarding Humana Inc. layoffs

Who wants to turn these posts into a drinking game?

Who's with me? Each time someone says going hourly is just their way of firing us without paying severance, take a shot. Each time someone mentions they know there is going to be an April layoff, take shot. Each time some fool refers to the new head honcho as PT guy, take 2 shots. We will all be drunk in 15 minutes and won't give a rat's behind!

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But I love big girl panties. I laugh whenever I read it.

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Post ID: @3ltc+RDTuifm

“Big girl panties”

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Post ID: @2cui+RDTuifm

Auto dialer

We will only call alerts

And three shots for anyone who 109% believes anything they hear or read lol

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Post ID: @2exx+RDTuifm

And 3 shots for the ever popular “s--- it up buttercup”. ( if I read that inane insult it’s to the Moon Alice ... anyone here old enough to get that hahah). Cheers!!!

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Post ID: @1kdq+RDTuifm

Too funny!

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Post ID: @1mhv+RDTuifm

Anyone know a good hangover cure?

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Post ID: @1bxh+RDTuifm

Sure, I’ll take a bourbon iv.

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Post ID: @1enh+RDTuifm

Does the severance package include rehab?

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Post ID: @1mnz+RDTuifm

Yeah, let’s do that, then we all can go to rehab together!

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Post ID: @1hrf+RDTuifm

I love it 😂

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Post ID: @1mar+RDTuifm

Someything time then mayeb it alrity to fo this it istht not very many elfy But goooof for yuu

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Post ID: @1edy+RDTuifm

@RDTuifm-1mgs Feck you.... You can't just change the rules...

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Post ID: @1pva+RDTuifm

“Stay positive” -shot

“So blessed” -shot

Any scripture -shot

“Can we sue?” -shot

“Tax cuts should’ve saved us” -shot. On second thought, take two shots if you ever believed tax cuts for corporations were going to benefit employees.

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Post ID: @1mgs+RDTuifm

😂 I needed these laughs!

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Post ID: @1zod+RDTuifm

Damn we didn’t have “bounce a quarter off my booty.” That’s worth 5 shots.

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Post ID: @1aod+RDTuifm

Lol....this made me laugh and it was much needed thanks!!

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Post ID: @1xqf+RDTuifm

I love the TP guy. after about 6 more shots, we will wrap him in toilet paper. I wubbb Manhuna!

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Post ID: @1apx+RDTuifm

I love the one about PT guy! Each time I read something about him being a former physical therapist and how that means he is shutting us down, I laugh. Funny stuff! I was one RIFd today and am trying to find some humor!

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Post ID: @1rvk+RDTuifm

What a hoot! I'm in!

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Post ID: @1ubx+RDTuifm

“You can just quit” = shot

“It’s business” = shot

“Why can’t everyone be nice on here?” = shot

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Post ID: @ypf+RDTuifm

Me thinks you are right! I must confess, I started the game on my own an hour ago! I can barely read the screen. Why didn't I do this whi!e working the past 3 weeks?

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Post ID: @etz+RDTuifm

Methinks you may have visited this site too much.

Cheers!

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Post ID: @esm+RDTuifm

That is awesome

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