@1bnb+1qPTbqtH - we get it, you didn't raise your own kids and went to work instead. Now you think everyone should do that. Bitter. Some of us want to be there for our kids, and make a little money along the way. It's not 1959 anymore.
@1yph+1qPTbqtH - located the bootlicker.
Ultimately the cat's out of the bag: you found out you can do your job to 100% efficiency while in your basement during covid but that isn't the point for USB. We work at a company whose strategy is BIS (butts-in-seats). Not business objective, not morality, not even making money, it's BIS. The idea is that to be seen at work is much more important than actually working. It also wouldn't be surprising if they come up with an arbitrary mileage around hubs (40, 50 miles as the crow flies), and if you live in this range as a remote employee you gotta come in. Your circumstances are irrelevant to them as they have an emotional need to see your face.
It's interesting how vague the company email was days ago when you consider there's WAY more clues in the documentation listed on the intranet for RTO. It mentions the 3 employee statuses are being removed (on site, hybrid, remote), meaning most will be heading to the office later this year. More disgusting than the lack of open transparency is the fact that mid-managers who run teams featuring members across state lines are all going to head into the office, log into teams meetings, and speak remotely - something they ALREADY DO FROM HOME. Also, god forbid a few people remain working in their home - this breeds resentment towards peers.
Here's another one: A lot of people ask how they will track people. (1) You'll use a badge and that usage is recorded and (2) they can compare remote VPN login data to when you log in via your local USB location. How do you feel about being babysat even though you've been an adult for years? Feels like a college job, feels dystopian.
A fun conspiracy theory is that US Bank can't necessarily just get out of all their land contracts so they want the butts in seats for this reason as well. Real estate costs money. USB says: "We've heard your feedback for the last 4 years but go ahead and chain yourself to your desk now, please, thank you. We promise we'll put on a town hall 4 u <3."
Welcome to workforce attrition, the divisive strategy of the future.