I think they were right.
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Ford is losing kilobucks on every EV it sells and the economy is spiraling down the commode.
So layoffs? Inevitable. At Ford and everywhere.
Hold onto your behinds with both hands ‘cause here it comes!
We'll know about 7am Monday. If we get an email from the Jim and Bill show.
If no email by 8am, then you can get it's all clear.
Ah, the cryptic “Yep” – a message that leaves us pondering life’s deepest mysteries. Is it an encrypted code? A secret society’s initiation phrase? Or perhaps just a typo from a parallel universe where thumbs have minds of their own?
And the foreboding “it’s coming” – a warning that strikes fear into the hearts of office printers, overdue deadlines, and uninvited relatives. Is it a comet hurtling toward Earth? The next season of a binge-worthy show? Or maybe just the realization that Monday is approaching?
Let's all brace ourselves for impact: Prepare for collision, Get ready, Anticipate the blow, Steel yourself, Gird your loins, Tighten your seatbelt, Hold on tight, Batten down the hatches, Ready yourself for the shock, Expect the jolt and buy some depends.
But fear not, my friend! As for “brace for impact,” I’ve already secured my emotional seatbelt and stashed away my existential snacks. Whether it’s a cosmic event or a surprise pizza delivery, I’m ready.
So, epically brace yourself, because life’s plot twists are about to unfold – and we’re all just side characters in this grand narrative.
I was wondering when the next imaginary lay off was going to happen. Are we posting these quarterly now instead of bi-weekly?
The copy cats of ford will need to follow tesla regarding layoffs
- insert Jaws theme-
Yep 👍 it’s coming I heard too. Brace for impact.
@OP, I have to fess up. I wrote that back in February but really I was just throwing out stuff to get people worried. If it turn out true, I don’t think I’d put too much into my future predictions.
Original poster: please elaborate. What have you heard?
I think they were wrong