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@ps+1jh1t4vmd, that's why Charlie is expediting more layoffs in the next few months.
Is there even enough spaces at most sites for a 5-day RTO?
JP Morgan will ask for 5 day work week beginning in March. Charlie closely follows what Jamie Dimon does so expect the same no later than April. It is a coming for sure
Highly, HIGHLY doubt 5 day RTO. They are still listing office/home mix in job postings. If a change was coming they would already be removing that language.
All these Green+, ask yourself in mirror "what is my intelligence level?" and see what it returns
Don't read OP's bull. He or she is probably some junior member who recently graduated from high school and is an intern trying to get in the front door. Grow up OP.
5000 people layoffs in Technology USA.
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5 Indians to each desk with 1 American coming soon
If we are smart we should stay at 3 and use that as a way to capture talent from JPM.
5 people per urinal
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Yeah, 5 day RTO is Shart asking for full unionization and I hope he gets it. Not that unions are good, but this company is done anyway. Might as well take Shart with us. F him.
Wells has closed many locations, current location assignments were based on 3 days in office. How will they get us all in 5 days? Plus, better give me an assigned cube.
Doo00 daa neeeeeedful
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Back to the office five days a week for what? “More collaboration” BS? Time to unionize across the board kids. If we truly work better together, let’s show Charlie how it’s done.
5 deadlines per hour
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It'll be so fun to see everyone again!
Yeah, well, F them and F you too. It's a complete waste of time and a massive waste of money. Keep on cheerleading HYs greatest failure.
5 managers per employee. It will be announced soon
RTO - the ultimate gaslighting. No matter how many times they claim we are better together everyone knows the truth. We know RTO is to get people to quit and to prop up CRE. No other reason.
Cry babies Amazon, Microsoft and many other companies have 5 days RTO! Grow up!
5 people per desk
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Dang, so I'll have to shower and shampoo. When will I find time to do laundry?
5 days PTO per year
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$5 soda prices in vending machines
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As I said about 6 months ago. By March of this year, there will be some sort of announcement from CS or one of his cohorts regarding RTO back up to 5 days. Still looks like that is the case. Saying that, I really hope it is not true.
Boy I tell you, the boot lickers in this thread are something else.
They know full well WFH solved some many problems Congress couldn't including getting away for the loud mouth office losers.
What do you do with a narcissist in the work place? The same thing you do to them at home - ignore them. Su-k the air out so bad it feels like a space vacuum getting them so pi---d they find every which way to get you to pay attention.
When you get back to work people, ignore these schmucks. Make work terrible for them.
If this bothers you, then you are super lazy
“Catch me outside JP Dimon how bout dat!” 😤
So, we'' be returning to pre-scamdemic working conditions!
It's about time!