Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Stinkin' Fiserv Lincoln

From the lobby to the hall,
Sweat be drippin' off these walls.
A/C on "maybe" mode,
Everybody smellin' bold.

Cheap on cooling, stackin' cash,
Meanwhile shirts are soaked and trashed.
Break room hotter than the grill,
Corporate say, "Just sweat until..."

Raise that thermostat? Oh no!
Watch the budget, let it glow.
Fans are workin' overtime,
Musty Fiserv every time.

Hit the bathroom, hear that bo-m,
Soundin' like impending doom.
Echoes rattlin' through the stalls,
Shakin' ceilings, crackin' walls.

Somebody yell, "Y'all still alive?"
Must've ate beans times fifty-five.
Flush workin' double, fightin' for its life,
Air freshener just waved goodbye.

Air freshener just waved goodbye.
Don’t know why they keep on riskin’,
Every stall stay overdrippin’—
You can smell it while just winkin’—
They love to blow it up in Stinkin’ Lincoln.


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Bwahahahaha ... accurate... Thank outsourcing Facilities for all of this mess...

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@em I know you guys, Mike’s PR team. How was your first week at Truist? I love to play along ❤️❤️

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@a7 He's on his way over... "musty" be tempted...

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Post ID: @es+1kw0h76fa

@ej

Again: lame.

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Post ID: @em+1kw0h76fa

@eg beat it you on-beat POS! Go snap at whatever that you’re into. Oh yeah! Nod enthusiastically and rhythmically to your boss”yes-man in a polo shirt.

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Post ID: @ej+1kw0h76fa

Lame

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Post ID: @eg+1kw0h76fa

Don’t tell me that one of the slam poets from Lincoln High ended up at Fiserv. What a waste of talent. I hope Lincoln is Taki’s first visit so he gets to hear these impending dooms.

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