They thought that even with the biggest cuts for NA-based employees yet to come and non-NA-based employees yet to start, that this poorly scripted garbage would motivate you to work super hard to get the company going again.
These people think we’re stupid.
They think we’re going to be tricked with poorly practiced sleight of hand.
They think they can be accountable simply saying the words “I feel accountable.”
Nobody that has even the smallest shred of self respect will stick around. I’ll be hoping to be on the chopping block in May, and will submit my resignation on June 1st if not.