Just wait til you’re sitting at a complete stop, in traffic, for hours, early in the morning and early evening, every single week of your foreseeable future.
Just wait til you’re in a 4x4 cubicle for 8 hours in Teams meetings all day, remembering how much sense it made to do this job from home.
Just wait til you go take a leak and are just about knocked over by the smell of the last person that clearly had Mexican for lunch.
Add on from here…
I have a few friends that work in the NSD. They are some of the best analysts there that don’t just give you a copy and paste answer. They’re all planning to leave. Replying to @uxd+1n9bOzjf, we’re all going to have to deal with offshore once these analysts leave. Or green techs that don’t know blue issues from their a—. Best of luck to anyone experiencing tech issues, we’re all doomed.
Im going to start playing a game, 'how much work I can activly prevent others from accomplishing in any given quarter', with the rest of my time here. Schwab has no issue masking malice with incompetence so I wont either.
Its crazy ti me that a company which is one certificate rotation away from a existential meltdown wants put itself in a position to create animosity between itself and employees.
Don’t forget the constant smell of armpit BO that lingers in the halls and work areas and that constant hammering of some loudmouth two cubes over thats on calls all day and makes it impossible for you to hear or concentrate on your own calls.
Wiping with 1-ply toilet paper and sharing a “collaborative” 2-seat cubicle with some random person that takes calls all day. Can’t wait!
Oh no, back to pre-covid times, except you get defined WFH days and 4 weeks of WFH time you can take. The horror! /s
Hey
So basically I'm just not gonna come back (to the office)
I know...UGH I know....
I'm sorry!!!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna come back is all
I cannot go back to pre Covid schedules. I went from taking 4-5 Xanax a day 5 days a week to not taking any. I cannot go back to that life.
Just wait until all of the support analysts leave and you’re stuck with offshore people