There’s an article noting Apple gives employees of 10 years a cube of aluminum with a note from the CEO. At least the aluminum cube is recyclable versus our acrylic cubes :-)
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“ I use mine to beat myself in the head with daily….”
You win! That was great, thanks for the laugh!
Long ago I was on a due diligence team for community banking and the target bank gave each employee a Rolex on their 20 year, 25 year, etc anniversary.
They literally had trays of watches in the vault that they would present to the employees to take their pick.
But as another commenter noted, the cubes make great targets at the g-n range.
The cubes are a fu----g joke when the bank does not even put your name on. Shame, shame Wells Fargo. The shitshow continues boys and girls.
I tossed my 5 year cube in a junk pile next to my garage. It's gotten yellow over the years.
I tossed my 10 year cube straight into the trash can as soon as I got it. Really, that's what they give an employee after 10 years? Would be better to give nothing.
I have my 15 year cube on my desk. It's in pristine condition, and even has the "Made in China" sticker on the front, partially obscuring the WF logo.
But then I look at it, and pause. 15 years of my life. What a waste. I'm a loser.
The acrylic cubes are awesome for target practice with a high powered rifle or a shotg-n with a rifled slug.
Is it possible to melt down my cube into toilet paper?
You don’t have a desk? Teller or do you work on a phone?
I use mine to beat myself in the head with daily….
Not to mention
AAPL RSUs >>> WFC RSUs
Whats the point if you have no desk to put it on.
while you can choose a cube I believe you get a bunch of schrute bucks to pick what you want.