Quit my job today
Looked my boss in the eye and said "I have FU money so FU, I'm going to start a landscaping, powerwashing, house flipping self storage business and then write and e-book showing others how to do the same!"
Can't wait to start on Monday
/sarcasm
I have a bridge to sell you
$40 to mow your front yard
Have AI write the book. Coincidentally I spent the day power washing (with OxiClean) my deck. After that I put acid (oxalic) on it and will ready seal it in a few days. Tomorrow the shed.
At least we get to say F U to our bosses on thelayoff.com
Exactly, just say you did those things and tell others you did and you're a billion because of it. You know, just like most of the internet trash.
Then he woke up
No need to actually start a business
Just write the book and publish
Profit
How much would it cost to have my front yard mowed?
You forget the ‘1 on 1 coaching sessions’
You should name them FU Landscaping, FU Powerwashing, and so on. Bonus power move right there!