Taken the survey yet? Were you able to answer honestly?
Reminds me of a childhood 'joke':
Yes or no, do you still beat your spouse?
We need better questions. Asking if you can be anything but a yes-man while the axe is falling all around is insensitive and delusional.
Sorry to hear that @1rcw. Without giving away your identity, what BU and kind of work do you do (without having to provide your job title) and how many years do you have with Chevron? I wish you the best. Keep positive.
Poor choice sending this out the day after i am told i have to compete for my job.
My pulse is elevated if you really have to know.
That's a good one @1qio. I almost spilled my 21year scotch on the rocks when I read that.
When HR brings you in for the Rorschach ink blot test. Tell the administrator that you see happy butterflies, flowers and seahorses. Don't be honest and say what really comes to mind, such as a bloated bully chopping off heads of coworkers and gutting a puppy.
The Pulse Survey is another social engineering and psychological tool Chevron is using. It might be best to play along here and answer this stupid survey. Go ahead and make beleive everything is a paradise here at Chevron. Don't complain or give low scores, as that could make you a target for weeding out during the next series of cuts in workforce. Maybe soon they will start calling everyone one-by-one into a side office to conduct Rorschach ink lot tests.
Typical Chevron bullsh*t. It really is an insult. I wonder if that was the intent.
Pulse survey??? My blood pressure is through the roof.