Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Thank You Intel

Grade 7 here. So free for almost a year now. Offered VSP but did not take up. Just collecting free paycheck every month now while playing Pokemon in the office. I guess i will just wait for the ISP. Anyway, here is what i do everyday:

9am arrive office, dock in laptop.

9.30am-10.30am: breakfast and chit chat

10.30-11.30am: check email , news and Pokemon

11.30am-1pm: lunch break

1pm-2pm: continue reading news and Pokemon

2pm-3pm: roam around the office, toilet break after heavy lunch.

3pm-4pm: tea break, foosball, dart

4pm-4.30pm: try to look busy

4.30pm: sneak out, and good bye Intel

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Post ID: @OP+ISQ3iVI

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"Why work so hard when you don't have to?"

Why work so hard when it will assuredly not be rewarded. Maybe even used against you in some twisted way. Intel culture dictates that cronyism and boot-licking (and not work) will set you free.

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Post ID: @4gjr+ISQ3iVI

@3btv "Take some pride in what you do." I thought those that did are already gone (ISP, VSP, quit), the others are promoted at Intel.

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Post ID: @4aff+ISQ3iVI

@3btv OP is not unique. This is pretty much the case across all groups, with majority of worst offenders in SMG. Walk around any non-engineering office around 9am and 4pm and tell me what you see. And you've got to check out on Fridays it's amazing. Why work so hard when you don't have to?

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Post ID: @3bpz+ISQ3iVI

Why?

Because you are wasting your life playing a stupid millennial game.

Jesus Christ get a life.

Take some pride in what you do.

If you can't do it at Intel, take a walk and find somewhere where you can.

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Post ID: @3btv+ISQ3iVI

I agree with OP. Why would somebody work hard when fab managers will degrade any accomplishment so you can fit their SSL4 quota and be kicked out the following year. Why?

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Post ID: @2qbl+ISQ3iVI

"Tea break"?

So is that English afternoon tea or Indian afternoon tea?

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Post ID: @2qxe+ISQ3iVI

take off at 3pm, connect to vpn from home, show as busy for another hour and maybe shoot out an email or two and then leave the IM up until 5pm, then shutdown...

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Post ID: @1rdo+ISQ3iVI

"2pm-3pm: roam around the office, toilet break after heavy lunch." = Good One!

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Post ID: @1wws+ISQ3iVI

nicely done. Although you stayed too late. Take off around 3pm and just send out a few emails from your cell phone every so often to make it seem like you're working. And you don't really need to be back from lunch until 1:30, just so you know.

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Post ID: @1bum+ISQ3iVI

+1

I was lucky enough to be ISP'd before I left on my own.

I kept asking myself, "Why am I the one breaking my back around here and getting my balls busted for being late to a meaningless conference call (because I was putting out a fire on a project)?" Oh wait, different rules and different standards for favored people vs. others like me.

What made me crazy was that there was no sense of urgency to do real, beat-the-competition work and there was SO much energy put into managing up and playing the game.

This is why Intel is failing.

"My PE leaves at 3pm everyday and my colleagues that worked really hard were ISPed. I really don't want to stay in this shi**y company."

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Post ID: @1svo+ISQ3iVI

My PE leaves at 3pm everyday and my colleagues that worked really hard were ISPed. I really don't want to stay in this shi**y company.

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Post ID: @1fql+ISQ3iVI

Not freeloaders, just following the top down example.

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Post ID: @1ijl+ISQ3iVI

All of you freeloaders are LOSERS.

You're effectively stealing from the company.

You may be able to get away with it but it isn't RIGHT. If you can't understand the morality of this, you're no better than animals.

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Post ID: @1tjl+ISQ3iVI

OP here.

Well, xbi maybe thats why i promoted to grade 7 so fast. Its about perception u idiot. I arrive 9am, and the management thought i am a hardworking dude, LOL. If i were to WFH every other day, i wouldn't have promoted to grade 7 in almost a record speed. And being URM definetely have its advantage, LOL. Management can't do sh1t to me.

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Post ID: @1duy+ISQ3iVI

well, unfortunately I'm working on a McAfee product... a piece of sh--, if I made myself clear. This is going nowhere, and we will be sell soon, so why bother?

I'm doing as little as possible every day

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Post ID: @1jax+ISQ3iVI

Oregon version - spend hours on reviewing plans, at offsite meetings and on the phone with architect and contractor regarding progress on your new house construction.

Folsom version - Monday/Tuesday - resolve any boat issues and/or adventures from the past weekend. Thursday/Friday - compare plans with co-workers for the upcoming weekend and finalize plans to be able to leave by noon to get to the lake and beat the traffic.

This is far from unusual. I worked with a guy at Intel who was training for a triathlon. He spent all week either eating, drinking water and powerade, going to the bathroom, or talking to his other running buddies.

Does no one kiss up the old fashioned way by slacking off all day and staying late so the VPs see you?

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Post ID: @1iug+ISQ3iVI

OMG, this is SO true: Sadly being the guy who puts his head down and works (or worse tries to fix things that are broken) is often a liability at Intel.

I used to work my *SS off!! (Admin, not Engineer). I could run circles around my peers. Did I get promoted? No. My leads all were shocked at who was a higher grade than I because I was the "go to workhorse with all the answers". I was actually afraid to be promoted because I just couldn't work any harder than I already was.

Then toward the end things changed and I barely worked at all. I was done banging my head against the wall for NOTHING. Yep, you guessed it... I got my first ever promo. LOL I was like... you have got to be kidding me. I stop banging my head against the wall handling way too much at once, and doing it very well, and NOW I get a promo? Why didn't I start slacking earlier?!? LOLOL

True story, my friends. lol And I'm no longer there. I was so done with that place it was time to leave. Just got tired of all the BS.

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Post ID: @1czh+ISQ3iVI

No suprise. 90% Intel manager and PE are in this way, and everyday, they just pick up one target in his/her group to set 1:1 meeting to collect info. that's it! it's easy one week time gone after five 1:1 meetings, no wonder Intel moves slow, no people cares !

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Post ID: @1pmn+ISQ3iVI

Sadly being the guy who puts his head down and works (or worse tries to fix things that are broken) is often a liability at Intel.

Too many years of promoting cronies and s----up game-players has resulted in incompetents in important roles and cynicism in the the ranks. Too much of what goes on in Intel is detached from external reality. There are thousands of people who do nothing but Internal Powerpoints and reporting and managing internal processes around such. Thousands more working on pet projects, dumb ideas and other work that may have an internal champion but that anyone with any sense would know have no linkage to Intel ever making real money.

So many in Intel "leadership" really just don't know any better than to continue this. This is the system in which they rose through the ranks and they've likely never worked anywhere else. Other than the company falling apart, why change anything???! You can always blame it on those other guys.

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Post ID: @1bub+ISQ3iVI

Agree with @xtm. The guy who gets excellent review and considered outstanding staff, does the same routine except it's with favored guys by the VP. I personally have seen so many cases. Example is a guy in Kulim office whose now head of Malaysia IT operations, nothing more than spending all his time entertaining higher ups, taking higher ups drinking, clubbing, playing office politics, go up faster than a rocket! Senior management is grooming this guy to be the next site MD! Intel today is all about who you buddy with and hang out with, nothing to do with whether you do any work or not!

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Post ID: @ehx+ISQ3iVI

The difference between this guy and the guy who gets an excellent review is that one is chit-chatting, eating lunch and working out with people who aren't in the "in crowd" and doing the same with those who are in the "in crowd" (i.e. favored by VP or GM and/or their TA's).

You're either playing the game or you're not. It 98% perception. Actual work output is nearly irrelevant.

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Post ID: @xtm+ISQ3iVI

Why are you going in so early and leaving so late? I usually find the lot is still a third empty at 10. And a third empty at 330. You are wasting two hours you could use on sleep or outside hobbies. Idiot.

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Post ID: @xbi+ISQ3iVI

Good luck when you get kicked out and have to compete with real engineers in the job market.

You sound like a total loser. You belong with BK and his band of morons.

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Post ID: @fzy+ISQ3iVI

"2pm-3pm: roam around the office, toilet break after heavy lunch." Good luck finding a stall unless you are using the trannie restrooms?

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