Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

The Truth

The complex computer modeling of the nano-world is replaced by Gantt charts and bar graphs. You start attending meetings, lots of them. Meetings with the boss. Meetings with your peers. Meetings with underlings.

Food starts to taste funny; the flatulent co-worker seems to smell less; staring at the sun directly is no longer a problem; underling complaints seem to sound like muffled adults in Charlie Brown cartoons. You find that your senses have dulled as if the gerbils that run the little wheels in your head are lacking air.

You start attending presentations. In fact, your start giving presentations — lots of them. Presentations to reassure your boss, “sure, things are right on schedule.” Presentations to reassure your subordinates, “no, the company is not planning any more layoffs…cough.” Presentations to reassure your customers, “sure, the project will not only come under budget, you’ll be amazed at the outcome.”

Your fingers get itchy. You brain starts to swirl. You’re confused. You yell to a Fluxidiot to come and show you his latest design. You see it, it looks familiar, but you don’t understand it.

A moment of epiphany tinged with fear flashes through your mind. You’ve become a PowerPoint Engineer.

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Post ID: @OP+N1s3eCl

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As if that's new. it's always been about power point kung fu.

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Post ID: @1zgl+N1s3eCl

The best ppt is the plot of yield forecasts 😂

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Post ID: @baj+N1s3eCl

"Drones will replace fireworks and stuff"

It's Happy Hour and I just sprayed my beer on my screen after reading that.

Bravo, @vhz

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Post ID: @zvb+N1s3eCl

@wuf- there's nothing to day because BK is an empty suit. His record speaks for itself and he couldn't distinguish between an elbow and an office. Anyone stupid enough to get in bed with Jessie Jackson who's a race hustler and does shakedown deserves not to be CEO. He should go on a social justice tour with JJ and their first stop should be Chicago where blacks are killing each other. Oh wait, JJ hasn't been there because there is nothing to shakedown.

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Post ID: @mij+N1s3eCl

The pieces would already need to be in place and they are not. I've been interviewing with an Elon Musk company and it struck me the other day how a visionary that can make companies and the world greater thinks:

Elon: Develop reusable launch vehicles (done) and perfect the tech to send humans to Mars

BK: Drones will replace fireworks and stuff

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Post ID: @vhz+N1s3eCl

BK understands the problems that's why I believe in him. Obviously I will not say more than that as this is not the right place to express my thoughts. I believe in my workplace and I suggest everyone like me to do the same.

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Post ID: @wuf+N1s3eCl

@fdo- Oh please do tell us how a guy who couldn't run a lemonade stand will make Intel greater?

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Post ID: @dir+N1s3eCl

Honestly, I believe that BK will do the right change and make this company greater!

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