Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Any formula to get promoted to Principal?

I heard that some of the following will help

  • Kiss VP's A$$ in daily basis like elementary school: Does this looks ok VP? Is this presentation ok VP?

  • Go to all meetings even though you don't contribute

  • arrive late to work and go home early, here is one good excuse: Need to take the train....

  • Call meetings from home so your name is at the attendees list

  • Always ask stupid questions just to pretend you are helping...

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Old Wren and Martin book on English grammar discovered at dept. of Archeology!!!

De dusted and getting prepared to take off from ground.

BTW wa_ in TX. Sry!!

Wishing all qualcommers a mavellous 2018.

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Post ID: @2suo+QO7wBdU

@1juy

Let me explain you something dumb a$$, there are people at QC more prepared than you but their primarily language is not English, these guys can do and perform 2-3 times better than scum bags with excellent English.

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Post ID: @2qiu+QO7wBdU

OP can hardly speak coherent English, but thinks the reason why he is not promoted is that he is not kissing enough a--. Quite funny when retarded idiots blame anything except their idiocy for their lack of career progress.

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Post ID: @1juy+QO7wBdU

How many qualstar are needed for promotion?

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Post ID: @1rgv+QO7wBdU

That best path to promotion is working hard, but you also have you be smart. Hard work alone isn't enough.

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Post ID: @1cxi+QO7wBdU

AWESOME 🌟 bro!

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Post ID: @1yiu+QO7wBdU

Move to an useless team such Quality so you can shine as ⭐️

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Post ID: @1rpu+QO7wBdU

Learn to toss salad like a pro

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Post ID: @1dop+QO7wBdU

E=MC**2

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Post ID: @1qya+QO7wBdU

say something like “ I didn’t slept for last 30 hours “.

Keep blaming others, automatically you will gain..

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Post ID: @zmm+QO7wBdU

Knee pads, lubricant, and as below said take up smoking pole.

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Post ID: @ayf+QO7wBdU

Get haircut and get a real job

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Post ID: @hla+QO7wBdU

@vly

Yes, you Are right, English grammar is the only technical skill they have.....

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Post ID: @xcw+QO7wBdU

Take up smoking?

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Post ID: @jmd+QO7wBdU

Oh look, another jealous lower engineer.

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Post ID: @skf+QO7wBdU

How about learning basic english grammar?

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