Thread regarding UnitedHealth Group Inc. layoffs

Any other ideas? >:) Get creative

Ideas on how to "leave your legacy"

Encrypt and password lock all important files.
Order cases of pink highlighters, incorrect staple sizes (it'll jam),
Change the tray paper sizes to outside the parameters. If the tray is off, it will error.

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Who the f— needs a reference letter to get a job??? Please!!! This company is EVIL.

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Post ID: @4ged+13Q1z7Ba

this is just embarrassing. people who would do this are just not good people. i held my head high on the way out and will be proud of my work and what the company gave me. it s—s but this is life. this company does not owe me anything, they never missed payroll. thats all we should expect from an employer, ever. got my panties up and looking on to something great where my experience will get me back on my feet. don't be losers, do the right thing.

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Post ID: @3tix+13Q1z7Ba

@wkh+13Q1z7Ba Sounds exactly like my puke manager who did absolutely nada the nearly 3 yrs I was there, except take a lot of PTO and push cases on me so I’d leave

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Post ID: @1brq+13Q1z7Ba

I’ve see a tombstone erected. Cubicle reserved for life.

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Post ID: @1uwo+13Q1z7Ba

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ready now and past due
for Messiah at
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Chlorpromazine $20.63
Open 9:00 - 8:00
INFO = info, STOP =
opt out Q?

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Post ID: @lnb+13Q1z7Ba

Look at all you little troopers. Still keeping that nose brown on the way out. Are you trolls trying to protect the company? That's cute. You're going to be scorned lovers soon.

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Post ID: @mgt+13Q1z7Ba

In thirty years on the workforce in half a dozen companies, I've never seen a tombstone at the office lamenting someone's exit. They will forget you and you need to do the same. Just move on and find a happier life doing something that you enjoy.

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Post ID: @xvx+13Q1z7Ba

I would never intentionally cause harm. I have to live with myself.

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Post ID: @tdd+13Q1z7Ba

I kept 19 years of information on my h drive and deleted it my last day. Took hours but I loved every minute of it

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Post ID: @qbj+13Q1z7Ba

@wkh+13Q1z7Ba - I'm not getting let go, id–t. I'm the one that has to pass that news to a third of my team. Good people here for years that do overtime voluntarily, support each other even on vacations, teach other teams knowing it will jeopardize their jobs, and try to look at the positive side of bad decisions. They remind me of the poem "Charge of the Light Brigade." They know the order is wrong but they march on to their doom. My "boss" didn't give a damn when other directors and I told her of the value these people bring every day. Her response: "Well, * said I have do it, so you need to figure it out. It's pointless for me to say anything. I'll leave it up to you." Translation: She didn't speak up for them. All her talk when she's in the office is all fake. She's washing her hands of it.

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Post ID: @yxx+13Q1z7Ba

The best revenge is to wish them well, ask for a reference letter and never look back. Put your energy into yourself and not take their decision personal. It sounds impossible. I know for a fact that they are not letting people go because they do not believe they are of value. The decisions have no "worth" measurements. The are just ranking based off some financial criteria and have ZERO knowledge of the impact a person's loss will have on the customer, internal and external. This entire process has been the single worst loss of productivity for very small gain I have ever seen. Being laid off does not mean you are not valuable, it means someone decided to reduce costs and rather than improving existing processes they just slash people. So stupid.

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Post ID: @twx+13Q1z7Ba

Encrypt and password lock all important files - other people have messed up my templates. i am potecting my work
Order cases of pink highlighters, incorrect staple sizes (it'll jam) - You can still use pink highlighters. Who knows what size staples to get? Isn't there only one size?
Change the tray paper sizes to outside the parameters. If the tray is off, it will error. - I'm not a tehnician and tried to fix it. I failed.

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Post ID: @rqe+13Q1z7Ba

so they can sabotage their own business?

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Post ID: @jvd+13Q1z7Ba

Intentional sabotage like some of these examples is illegal, especially the files example. They can and would come after someone if it damaged business.

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Post ID: @pzz+13Q1z7Ba

Where's revenge dump?

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