Dear Ginni,
Do us another favor, please step down as chairman, you have done quite enough for us, just do us one last small favor. You announced your retirement and the stock price spiked, need we say more? You have the best PIP package than all of us, please take it and stay completely out of IBM. We will take it from here. We look forward to rebuilding IBM and our shattered lives. Leave us to heal in peace. We thank you for your service. Please go quietly. We have had enough.
Now, where were we? Oh yes, Ding Dong! The Witch is Gone ... Everybody together, let's take it from the top.