They sent the second in command to do the live interview with CNBC yesterday. On today’s town hall, no sign of him. Where’s Larry?
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He was cryogenically frozen, they'll unfreeze him for the earnings report where he'll take all the credit.
He's a "non-essential" role player, working from home
Please no need to worry he is hunkered down behind cases of toilet paper and water. He also has a healthy amount of sanitizer and Lysol wipes as soon as it’s safe to come out he will be back in action. He said to thank you all for your hard work and for putting your own health at risk while on the front lines of the battle with the virus.
Larry is nursing his mustache back to health after the wind created as the HEALTH STOCK crashed! CVS sells mustache conditioner, Larry!!!