What a dilemma, sitting on a life changing decision, literally. Knowing that buying the pinata and cake for your boss's birthday will not help you anymore, there is still time to make your Chevron logo face mask and post a picture of it in WPL, while tagging MW. Who knows? Maybe he'll notice and you'll be spared...or maybe not.
Comes Friday morning...you'll know what to do.
Good luck.