Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Hillsboro IT

Good news that the walking ego in Hillsboro's IT department is on his way out as a result of the covid slow down. That stuff pretty much runs itself anyway so it's no great loss. When things go back to normal, if this is true, Development can get back to getting things done without begging the the self imposed king for required resources.

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please stop saying hillsboro. hillsboro has been closed for over a year almost now. get with the program lol.

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Post ID: @5wjv+14L9IzeV

The stuff practically runs itrself??? Stupid arguments heard many times over for an IT department of which I am and have been a part of. Oh sure it runs most of the time but have an outage or something breaks THEN you really need them. Most of the time they are called DEAD WOOD for staffing reduction purposes.

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Post ID: @2wmi+14L9IzeV

@1kba+14L9IzeV - Not that I know of so far. BS (and what is now BS as of 5/1) got hit pretty hard last week. Little bird tells me Channels is going to get hit with a Thanos-level sledgehammer, as much of Channels revenue is based on per transaction models (Clover, BillPay, etc). With the advent of COVID-19, transaction volumes have collapsed. As Beaverton is mostly Channels, I would expect some impact.

  1. S. Be very careful using Fiserv assets. Check to see if Sapience is installed on your machine by going to Start - Control Panel - Programs and Features - Sapience Updater. There is a lot of spyware on your machine, so understand every keystroke is monitored. Also synched to your badge swipes. If you start showing up late, it will be noted. If you take too much time between badge swipe and first keystroke, it will be noted. Too few keystrokes per minute, it will be noted. (hint: 1 keystroke every 5 seconds to be a productive little bee).

Remember, Peter Cavicchia is now a Fiserv executive. You might want to read the following article: https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2018-palantir-peter-thiel/

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Post ID: @1xok+14L9IzeV

Have there been layoffs at the Fisv Beaverton office?

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Post ID: @1kba+14L9IzeV

@1mlw+14L9IzeV

It is my understanding that the Tanasbourne location transferred to new digs in Beaverton in late 2017/ early 2018. Was there still an IT presence in Hillsboro?

And for some groovy trivia: Up until April of this year, the photo of the former Hillsboro office was on the Fiserv wikipedia page.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200404191127/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiserv

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Post ID: @1yle+14L9IzeV

@1pll+14L9IzeV , it's in Tanasbourne and west of 185th, so it's Hillsboro.

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Post ID: @1mlw+14L9IzeV

LOL - now if only a couple of others in that office would get it, but they're too entrenched by now.

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Post ID: @1yee+14L9IzeV

You mean Beaverton? :-D You must be talking about Captain !@#$%^& Schwarzenegger himself. The leader among men. The first with the most. The alpha dog. He can lift 200 kilos, or so the legend goes.

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Post ID: @1pll+14L9IzeV

Fantastic! Although people not from Hillsboro have no f—ing idea who the hell you are talking about

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