Hertz just announced that Paul will get a title change from CEO to Funeral Home Director.
He will showcase the fine art of preparing the long time terminally ill Hertz patient's corpse when the lenders unplug the life support equipment and the tube feeding hose on Tuesday. Paul will dress the bloated, stinky, nasty corpse in the cheap Twin Hill suits Kathy spent millions on, and embalm the corpse with the top shelf booze the AP GMs drink on their expense accounts. The coffin will be adorned with pictures of OJ running thru the AP, AP GMs on their knees satisfiying the ZVPs, and of course rental records of fraudulent charges encouraged at every level of the organization. Paul will also give the eulogy and blab on and on about the fake JD Power award he purchased ot Walmart.