On the phone with help desk now - all of these sites are down. Is it perhaps layoff-related??? Yikes!
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That’s what happens when decide to sht-can IT. Good luck fellas, I’m EO-EO-I-ing and getting the hell outta this sht-show!
Remember that Wilburys song
it runs thru my head every day I worked at Chevron the last few years
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Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please, please
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Not working, no problem. It’s Microsoft, just delete your cookies and reboot. Repeat as needed. Next help desk question please!
When leadership teams announced this new cloud strategy many engineers rolled their eyes... and made eye contact with their peers and we understood the body language, couldn't say anything of course, the management is not interested in hearing that networks are inherently unstable and unreliable TOTALLY VINDICATED now. oh and btw you are layed off.
They just can't make this stuff up, CEO you are a fool. There is reason SILO' They actually work are secure, reliable and cheaper. But M. you have been sold a bill of goods by MSFT. Will you ever learn, probably not
This is the future of IT at Chevron: MDT is experiencing a global iissue affect offcie 365 tools including CTO , Power BI, Service now, Sharepoint.
There an old saying . Wherever you go there you are.
Please hold while we connect you to a support person , please hol, please hold , please hold, please hold 4 hours later please hold....
Oops you mission critical system is offline . so sad!
I told you this would happen!
Mike wants Microsoft. Mike gets Microsoft. He can go biatch at Satya directly now and leave the rest of us alone.
and they intend t run Mission critical systems thru the MSFT azure cloud, hmmmmm
Why couldn't they k–l Workplace instead
“Good isn’t good enough” #SoMuchWinning
Maybe they will extend posting deadlines and draw this sh-t out even longer.
Can I haz moar cloud, pleez?
Its a worldwide Microsoft issue not related to Chevron or the lay off
https://downdetector.com/status/office-365/
Thanks @f– for letting us know lmao
It’s a Microsoft issue, impacting more than just chevron. Nothing to do with our lay-off
Same issues for me. Getting a “global protect login” popup thats blank. No access to outlook on laptop. Works on phone though.