Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Jokes?

Share your favorite joke. Pretty heavy mood today

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@mzk+17ifp3UH They took the post down. Anyway if I were the P&GA guy that posted that.. I will start finding another job. Defiantly “NSI” candidate for such an embarrassment

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Post ID: @1lly+17ifp3UH

Bonus checks for all employees are in the mail.

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Post ID: @jaw+17ifp3UH

“Best portfolio since the merger!” Like any investor cares about the last good thing we did 20 years ago

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Post ID: @mzk+17ifp3UH

You’re doing a great job, solid middle third.

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Post ID: @ddo+17ifp3UH

Double the earnings.. or was he referring to his compensation?

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Post ID: @joz+17ifp3UH

Exxon’s increasing debt pile

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Post ID: @cwp+17ifp3UH

Did you hear about the one of doubling employees? Oh wait, we are cutting those in half now... My mistake..

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Post ID: @avu+17ifp3UH

Did you hear the one about how we are doubling earnings by 2025?

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