Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Management has a Song favourite as well

Reworking the Text to EM Version:

CEO said "Go if you want to go
Stay if you want to stay"
I didn't care if you hung around me
I didn't care if you went away
And I know you were never right
I'll admit I was never wrong
I could never make up my mind
I made it up as I went along
And though I treated you like a child (by the performance system)
I'm gonna miss you for the rest of my life
All I need is a miracle (to move the stock price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to move the oil price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to satisfy stakeholders), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
I never had any time
And I never had any call
But I went out of my way just to hurt you
The one I shouldn't hurt at all
I thought I was being cool
Yeah, I thought I was being strong
But it's always the same old story
You never know what you've got 'til it's gone
If I ever catch up with you
I'm gonna employ you for the rest of your life
All I need is a miracle (to move the stock price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to move the oil price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to satisfy stakeholders), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
And if I ever catch up with you
I'm gonna employ you for the rest of your life
All I need is a miracle (to move the stock price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to move the oil price high), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)
All I need is a miracle (to satisfy stakeholders), all I need is you (if your work costs nothing)

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I am amazed at how on point this song already is with describing mgmt. Didn’t really need to alter it one bit, to be honest.

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