Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

T CEO: print media is our future

Dallas (Newswire) - AT&T CEO and President John Stankey is not exactly the kind of person who walks into an interview unnoticed. Wearing snake leather boots befitting his role as benevolent dictator over a media empire and towering over the coffee table, with a little extra help from the boot heels, his booming greeting reverberates through the office.

We sit down and get right to business. The elephant in the room, I mention, is the stunning downturn of AT&T, much if it on his watch but also attributed to his predecessor, Randall Stephenson. The once-dominant communications provider, under their guidance, has embarked on a bizarre multi-year journey of gobbling up unrelated companies, trashing their value, and then selling them for pennies on the dollar. Witness DirecTV, a once-admired name on which AT&T just took a $15 billion - yes, with a "B" - paper loss. Or the once-revered Time Warner Media, whose HBO jewel was the envy of many a media crown. Its luster has been tarnished irreparably under cost-slashing and morale-k–ling moves by Stankey, most of them reminiscent of a bull in a proverbial china shop.

Stankey is unapologetic. "I'm not really concerned about that, because when you are in the storytelling business, you need to break a few eggs to make an omelet," the towering executive says as he taps out a message on his BlackBerry. "And we're going to be making some pretty incredible omelets in the next year." He winks knowingly.

I asked if the new "omelet" has something to do with the return of Randall Stephenson, who scored a million-dollar contract with AT&T just days after officially leaving the company with a massive golden parachute, much to the consternation of employees, investors, and legislators.

"You bet it does. Randall has the kind of vision we realized we just couldn't do without as we navigate our next big step," he bellows, slightly suppressing a belch as he sips the foam from the top of a cappuccino.

I pressed for more details.

"Listen, one thing I've learned from digital media is that people still yearn for tangible remnants to remind them of the story." He goes on, "Nothing will replace print for at least another century. Randall has identified the bedrock, if you will, on which the future of this transformed company will be built."

That so-called transformation has been a weeks-long effort, echoed in intranet social media sites, video productions, and missives over corporate email. Stankey assures me that this effort has put all of the remaining employees firmly behind him on the implementation of the long vision.

"The rest of the employees?" I asked. "We found out that some employees were stuck on things like fiber optics, mobile telephones, and business services," he explained. "We don't want to be a relic of the 1980s. We are future-oriented. They saw the writing on the wall, and parted ways, through no action on our part." He goes on to explain that those who aren't so closely aligned with the quickly-changing whims of executive leadership will likely see the door more quickly in the future. The lession? Vision is important.

But what does this new vision entail?

"Printers. Photographs. Fax machines. Envelopes. Letters. Pencils. Posters. Film," he says, and quickly adds, "REAL film. The kind that my generation grew up with." His eyes look deep through me and he explains, "There is a nostalgia there and I think that nostalgia is part of the grand story arc of humanity, and it's something we're going to need to embrace if we want to get deep into this century as an innovator."

He goes on to explain, "When you think of the web, the ecosystem, that supports physical media, you're not just talking electronics like printers. You're talking a thousand things like drawing supplies. And with that comes the whole value chain: not just paper and pencils but also forest management, sawmills, trucking, logistics, paper mills, squid farming, ink production, the barrels that you put the ink in, steel to make the barrels, iron mining, smelting, electricity production to run the smelters, uranium and coal extraction..." He stops, knowing he made his point.

"Why only get a piece of that pie when you can eat the whole pie?" he asks.

I have no answer.

The CEO checks his watch quickly and gets up from the sofa, leaving a large impression behind, in more ways than one.

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To make the most of the squid farming opportunity it has to be vertically integrated, cradle to grave. Squid eggs. Squid milt, Squid incubators, Squid food, Squid pens, Squid nets, etc. Let's make the most of this unique opportunity. I think the DOJ, FCC and FTC will permit it because no one else in the industry is doing it.

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Post ID: @3asx+19dWmmmD

My take?

The OP is a very creative writer and was actually in this meeting/town hall.

Hats off on a well written piece!

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Post ID: @2mvb+19dWmmmD

Whoever's coming up with these...genius!

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Post ID: @2bhi+19dWmmmD

This is brilliantly written

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Post ID: @1jln+19dWmmmD

AT&T CEO: A New Direction for a New Culture
DALLAS (BusinessWire) - The way AT&T CEO John Stankey sees it, most CEOs don't have the fortitude to change a company's culture over the period of two weeks.

"A lot of them think it means starting with the C-suite, things like setting a good example, acting with integrity, and winning hearts and minds," the balding, gravelly-voiced CEO boomed. "Quite frankly, we didn't have the time for that."

Instead, Stankey directed a subordinate to quickly come up with a new culture and post it to the company's internal social media site, tSpace, a reference to the once-popular but now almost barely extant site, MySpace.

"We told them something about being faster, pressing the pedal to the metal harder, things like that," said Stankey. "We had been harping on it for years but their reaction wasn't as robust as we would have liked." Indeed, the CEO and his predecessor, Randall Stephenson, have flailed at the helm, making monumental mistake after mistake. From literally creating their largest and fiercest competitor almost from whole cloth, to taking on mountains of debt to buy declining brands at shockingly high premiums, the two men have saddled the company with an almost impossible task. One that, Stankey claims, employees haven't been able to keep up with.

And a task the graying CEO doesn't take lightly.

"Not only did we transform the culture with a few posts to tSpace, but we're going to transform our business as well." Today, the company's core business is, of course, providing wired and wireless connectivity to users around the globe, a fact you could be forgiven for forgetting if you scratch your head at the more recent mega-acquisitions like DirecTV and Warner Media.

"We don't think people are associating us with communications anymore," Stankey bellowed, "and quite frankly, we may not want them to." Stankey revealed his plans to quietly outsource "future-non-core" functions such as wireless service, business connectivity, and consumer broadband to low-cost international partners, in favor of the company's new core focus: storytelling.

"Our partners at Accenture, Wipro, and Tech Mahindra are more than capable of providing basic technical services, while we focus on the future of storytelling" Stankey said in response to our questioning. "It doesn't take much of an education to plug in a cord at a house or office." In fact, through augmented technology - the kind used to train replacements for striking technicians in years past - Stankey thinks the company can be competitive with minimum or even sub-minimum wage employees by classifying them as gratuity-based. "By using a freelancing platform, we can reach out to the unemployed and underemployed, and offload some of that cost to customers who would be willing to pay extra to, say, get a prime Saturday appointment."

The future looks bright for Stankey and his C-suite cohorts at the company. He indicated during his interview that the shift to the core company business can happen even more quickly than the cultural shift achieved late in 2020.

December 31 by Anonymous | 3111 views | 84 reactions (+79/-5) | 25 replies (last 24 days ago)
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Post ID: @1lsx+19dWmmmD

My takeaway: We're in the NOSTALGIA business.

Thanks OP! :)

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Post ID: @1cyw+19dWmmmD

"Why only get a piece of that pie when you can eat the whole pie?" he asks.

You all laugh at this...and rightfully so. But this was stankey's literal reason for buying Time Warner. He asked why just own pipes when you can also own the water in the pipes.

It's literally here:https://potsandpansbyccg.com/tag/john-stankey/

John Stankey, the CEO of AT&T Entertainment, recently emphasized this same concept in talking about the company’s planned merger with Time Warner. At the recent Mobile World Congress in Barcelona he said, “We just cannot envision a future where AT&T is relevant if we don’t directly participate in some of the water flowing through our pipes.”

That we are all laughing at this asinine satirical vision is really telling, as it is directly - and knowingly - mocking Stankey's actual failed vision.

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Post ID: @1pbt+19dWmmmD

"And we're going to be making some pretty incredible omelets in the next year." He winks knowingly.

I just can't. Stop. Laughing. at this.

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Post ID: @1clr+19dWmmmD

Priceless! And after he's done reinventing the print business, he will swiftly move to reinvent the next big thing - The Wheel!

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Post ID: @1qoh+19dWmmmD

Comedy gold! Thanks for the laughs.

"The CEO checks his watch quickly and gets up from the sofa, leaving a large impression behind, in more ways than one."

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Post ID: @tfx+19dWmmmD

In other news they send an email today where on Friday Grand Wizard Stankey will be interviewed or interview Doctor Gupta of CNN and some other Indian sounding dude. All about COVID. While letting those few employees with health care benefits be forced out this year or no more health care benefits if they are fired and younger than 65. after end of year Can't make this s*** up.

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Post ID: @sja+19dWmmmD

Really well written and funny...(that's not the norm around here)

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Post ID: @mqj+19dWmmmD

I got a paragraph in and went looking for the original source.

Looking, and looking some more, but none of the phrases on any search engine returned a source beyond this site.

Damn. You got me. To the OP, perfect business-page voice and I only wish I had read down to the more obvious satire before going off on a wild-Google chase.

It says something about current management that the lede paragraph seemed plausible enough to go looking for the original source.

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Post ID: @tmc+19dWmmmD

Is he confused if he's the CEO of office max? holy sh–.

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Post ID: @sey+19dWmmmD

Oh wait - is this satirical? With this backward facing leadership team it's hard to tell.

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Post ID: @xkg+19dWmmmD

That was absolutely brilliant satire OP!! My only problem with it is that if Stankey reads it, he might get ideas.

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Post ID: @ktz+19dWmmmD

Priceless!!!

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Post ID: @jut+19dWmmmD

OP is awarded 21 internets and a newspaper.
Well done!!!

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Post ID: @ukz+19dWmmmD

Wow and unbelievable. Word of advice to current employees...RUN!!!

Run hard and run fast!

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Post ID: @dpg+19dWmmmD

I am literally in tears. You had me at SQUID FARMING.
Thanks for a great start to Tuesday!

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