Thread regarding Nike Inc. layoffs

Nike project management tips

Something not going well on your latest project? Fear not! It's easy...here are 5 helpful points to get "Back to Green":

1) Rebrand/give it a cool new name on the PPT. This usually works.
2) Completely invent a new and entirely baseless biz case/value proposition.
3) Just say that CIS is involved
4) Add a Diversity-Inclusion tag
5) Or just wait for the inevitable reorg, defunding and/or de/rescoping

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You'll fail immediately with the approach outlined by the author

All the 'cool kids', the ones that get promotions anyway, moved on and are now using Keynote.

If you expect to get anywhere these days, get an Apple, learn Keynote and then include points 2 to 5 as listed by the author.

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Post ID: @4zwg+1a7NDhag

Hilarious.....thanks for the laugh. Not far from reality either; that is the scary part.

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Post ID: @bkx+1a7NDhag

THIS LOL

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