Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

Jokes about CVX

Got the gas station clerk today
I put my goods on the counter and he rings them up. He proceeds to tell me that the total is seven eleven ($7.11). I look at him sternly and reply, "no, this is Chevron". He wasn't nearly as amused as I was.

by
| 1469 views | | 3 replies (last ) | Reply
Post ID: @OP+1aDl4Sgu

3 replies (most recent on top)

Actually, no one knows how many it takes. They are still counting.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @2hpz+1aDl4Sgu

How many CVX HSE professionals does it take to change a light bulb?

Once they hire a consultant to help figure it out, they will get back to you.

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @2nag+1aDl4Sgu

Our management and "leaders"

by
| | Reply
Post ID: @2mqw+1aDl4Sgu

Post a reply

: