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IBM spinoff joins a long list of questionable corporate names - CNN

New York (CNN Business)There's a new member in the pantheon of the worst-named companies in history. Introducing "Kyndryl."

That is the actual name of the IT services unit that IBM is spinning off from its core business.
Soon, the 90,000 employees affected by the change will no longer say they work for "IBM" — perhaps one of the more classic, unambiguous corporate names ever — but instead for "Kyndryl," a portmanteau whose meaning and pronunciation aren't immediately clear.
IBM (IBM) says the "kyn" part of the name is derived from is the word "kinship," and "dryl" comes from tendril, which it said should bring "to mind new growth and the idea that ... the business is always working toward advancing human progress."
Somehow, explaining it just makes it worse. We can deduce that the pronunciation, based on IBM's stated logic, is "KIN-drill," but the seemingly arbitrary use of Ys as vowels opens the door to long-I interpretation: KINE-drile?

Full article:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/12/business/kyndryl-ibm-corporate-names/index.html

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This sums it up:

https://pasteboard.co/JXE91xr.jpg

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Post ID: @4zyc+1alz31PP

I can already see customers making jokes about the name!!!

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Post ID: @2iji+1alz31PP

At least they didn't pick something st—d like "Alphabet".

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Post ID: @2jql+1alz31PP

They should've had the kindergartners at the Armonk elementary schools do a naming contest. Would've had a much better outcome.

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Post ID: @1zwe+1alz31PP

!?! What’s the official logo???? The kyndryl page on IBM.com shows 2 variations, one with an upper case K and one with a lowercase k. And in 2 different fonts!! I thought names and logos are a company’s most important assets, apparently not here, smh.

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Post ID: @1edj+1alz31PP

I think Kardashian Branding Consultants came up with this.

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Post ID: @1ogm+1alz31PP

Someone in the executive suite needs to realize their mistake with this new Kyndryl name and start a renaming project immediately.

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Post ID: @1osa+1alz31PP

And someone got paid to come up with this sad Joke...

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