Check back here on 07.12.21 You don’t want to miss it!
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Hello! Been waiting for hours for you to complete the sentence! Your manager did what?
Update
Our manager just
Who else heard that HR no longer condones use of the 'offensive' phrase "swntards"? Sure, "swntally disabled" is more politically correct, but it's such a mouthful. Then again, maybe not everyone around here dislikes a mouthful...
Our department manager just called for a meeting at 7:30. Told us to bring all company electronic devices. Layoffs?
You're all ridiculous
Please no potty humor. Me and my team are very nervous about the big reveal. We don’t want to be the third round of layoffs this year.
👇. This guy! Walked in after your porcelain jockeying and made this face…🥴
Oh boy. I was jockeying for some porcelain this morning after my oatmeal and overheard two blokes discussing whether this was real or not. I think not!
Just checked back. And yup. This is 5th floor under the desk knee pad jockeys. Until we see what is the big reveal. Not buying what is being sold
I just gained some info that that BOD has approved this official unofficial news. It should be coming out any time now on this official news/layoffs site. Stay tuned folks. You won’t want to miss this!!
Cough cough. Still waiting for the big reveal. Anyone know something or re we dealing with some 5th floor circle jerk SMEs?
The “Big Reveal” should be announced tomorrow morning. Please check back then. Thanks for all the views. Valuable information coming soon! You don’t want to miss it.
Seent that CC registered and know he will be on the front row. Go figure!
While we’re all waiting for the big announcements, there is some new internal training being offered for anyone interested. It’s called how to be a corporate c@ck $ucker , taught by the icon himself - BJW. Please sign up on the intranet site. Thanks.
Let’s review. This site is the official news source for employees of Southwestern Energy currently based in Spring, Texas. Soon to be SWNDIGO resources, “SWINO” for short. Employees should not doubt the authenticity of posts on this site. Once the BOD approves this “reveal”, you’ll understand what we’re talking about. Should be any time now!
Wow today’s news was so exciting ! Almost as if you dipshits believe anything on this site!
Folks, we know you’ve been waiting patiently for the big news and the “big reveal”. The BOD has not yet approved the release of this information. You’ll be the first to know when it becomes official. Please check back later today. Thank you for your patronage.
Sorry to inform you folks. But the big reveal has been postponed until noon. Final details, approval hasn’t been granted by the authorities. Since this site is only legit, honest info about layoffs and associated corporate happenings, we want to ensure info is accurate first. Please check back here later for the big reveal. This is going to be interesting.
Did I miss it? I stopped work out a my pad to check for this. Where is it? What is the news?
Just been given word that the big reveal of SWN Next Generation will be at 8am central time and 9am for you Mountaineers.
Is the big reveal today? What time?
Thank you. I have a reminder on my Outlook calendar. Hope my boss does not see it. Hahaha
Only 5 days until our reveal that will blow your socks off. 07.12.21. You won’t want to miss this.