Thread regarding AT&T layoffs

New DirecTV and I Believe in Elves and Fa----s too!

We are now just mere weeks away from becoming the NEW DirecTV and the Suits are email bo----g us with heartfelt hopes of wonderment and excitement as we are once again going to rise from the ashes of AT&T and return to the glory days of the 2000's.

Everybody is going to want us, to love us and to sign up for 200 bucks a month for 1000 infomercial channels and silly reality shows. JUST LIKE before! iT WILL BE GREAT - IT WILL BE LIKE YOU'RE BACK IN hIGH sCHOOL AND JUST SCORED YOUR FIRST FEEL!

Silly rabbits.

The reality is that my customers are three simple types - 80 year old widows or widowers gloming all day on Fox news waiting for the end of the white race, Hispanic women wanting to watch their telenovelas that they missed because they got kicked of Dish Latino for too many non-payments.

The third group are the handful of remaining customers who are younger than the age of dirt.

I speak of the divorced 40 something fat guy hooked on NFL Sunday Ticket.

In other words, the only person under the age of sixty who hasn't figured out how to stream the games for free from pirate websites.

So I wonder, how does my NEW DirecTV leadership think we can regain our former glory with a dwindling customer base of tech illiterate jock sniffing fat guys, little old ladies waiting for the end of civilization and people who can't yet speak the language?

I have a front row seat and cannot wait for the magic to appear.

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Hey, @5chr+1bLhnTjd , uverse was a sinking ship from the moment it launched. A bit player, like Dish or the new version of uverse, atttv. It was never relevant or worthwhile. Nobody took it seriously, and nobody really bothered to get it even if the alternatives were Comcast or DirecTV

Just more T garbage sold at inflated rates with bad customer service. The funeral was long overdue, but nobody is sad at its passing.

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Post ID: @6vxq+1bLhnTjd

"Uverse destroyed DTV before T bought that dinosaur ... "

Um, no. Not even close, sweetie. U-verse had about 4M subscribers at its peak. DTV had about 22M at the peak.

Any DTV to Uverse churn wasn't destroying, it was picking up crumbs. However, you are partially right in that T did eventually destroy DTV. But only because of mismanagement and incompetence after taking it over.

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Post ID: @6kug+1bLhnTjd

Uverse destroyed DTV before T bought that dinosaur, the majority of my uverse installs were churns from over priced DTV in 2007-till T bought that company. DTV was cool that it didn’t take away from bandwidth enabling our fttn bonded pair customers to squeeze just that much more bandwidth out of their internet subscription. It’s still viable for rural under served areas but metro areas. Sure if you can’t pass a credit check. DTV is a good fit. Remember how excited my Uverse TV customers were to be able to change a channel and it does it instantly, no channel lag, no weather outages. Fiber is king. ATT TV on fiber blows both uverse and DTV out of the water. Streaming is here to stay. Low cost mass market streaming is where it’s at. Why pay $200 a month to watch commercials?

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Post ID: @5chr+1bLhnTjd

Bill Morrow is a boot li---r. Watch for him to cut jobs right and left once this deal closes.

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Post ID: @5kdx+1bLhnTjd

The only thing is that the group that bought the 30% stake will get their ROI and then dump it off in pieces where it’s can. I would bet streaming service comes back to AT&T umbrella, but if there is a DTV in 5-7 yrs, I will be very surprised.

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Post ID: @4zpp+1bLhnTjd

OP has a point. I’m amazed at all the T employees jumping ship to the new DTV. Are you not paying attention to what’s happening with streaming and television. DTV is not going to grow anything and in reality it’s a sinking ship. As this current customer base dies off or leaves for cheaper alternatives there is nobody that is going to pay 200 dollars for television.

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Post ID: @2dbd+1bLhnTjd

Making DirecTV great again.

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Post ID: @1kgz+1bLhnTjd

The fact that Bill Morrow will be the new CEO should tell you what’s about to happen.

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Post ID: @zwu+1bLhnTjd

OP sounds like an entitled loser who hates life, because he sucks at it.

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Post ID: @ruh+1bLhnTjd

Wow. This posting is a very special kind of stoopid! I mean, olympic gold medal, world chapionship stoopid.

Leaving T will immediately be a major plus for DTV. New management will likely simplify and streamline packages thereby helping control cost, which will immediately help the service.

Of course DTV will never return to the glory days, but just by leaving T they've taken a major step in the right direction. There are still a good number of linear tv subscribers (cable & satellite) - nearly 100 million - so there is still a market for people who prefer watching TV on a TV, in a living room, with a screen larger than a phone. And with reasonable cost, a pay package is about the same as having Netflix, Apple+, and HBO Max streams.

The only reason DTV is in the gutter now is because of the T effect. The King Mierdas of companies once again has left its mark.

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Post ID: @wzz+1bLhnTjd

Anyone that can escape the T toxic environment that Ratty and Stinky have transformed T into should be over joyed!

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Post ID: @zdy+1bLhnTjd

Your new owners of DTV will cut the cr-p out of you to reduce cost. It’s all about how quick they can get a return on the investment and sell that sh-t to make money. DTV has no path to ever grow again.

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Post ID: @zhk+1bLhnTjd

That's a stupid post. Conratulations on the stupidest post of the day.

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Post ID: @duz+1bLhnTjd

Well, thank you so much for that market segmentation analysis. I'd be willing to pay a nickel for it, but you've already given it away for free, so why bother?

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