Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Sometimes, I don't hold the handrail.

Just my little way to stick it to the man.

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Post ID: @OP+1bRNZCwf

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Handrails are COVID Superspreaders

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Post ID: @3vgv+1bRNZCwf

Awesome identity! We are ExxonMobil!

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Post ID: @3acs+1bRNZCwf

Be careful in Annandale pimps looking through the windows in the atrium to tattle about handrails and the 1/2 hour coffee break. Spies on the third floor, Free kool-aid Monday flush out PA.

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Post ID: @2lky+1bRNZCwf

Handrail Revolt!

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Post ID: @1hkc+1bRNZCwf

Lighten up all you safety super heroes. It’s a joke.

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Post ID: @1rhv+1bRNZCwf

Well, I usually have to get rid of my Copenhagen before going in the office, so rub it on the handrail.

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Post ID: @1sju+1bRNZCwf

Security is scouring the videos to get your identification. BOLO will be issued, followed by interrogation. You need to retain counsel. Now.

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Post ID: @1azw+1bRNZCwf

A box of ding dongs ready to dump at dogs that do not hold the handrails. This is the only way that we should treat people like you. Do not let me catch you in the act.

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Post ID: @1jql+1bRNZCwf

OP, maybe it is time to come clean.
You haven't worked since 2017.
And you are bitter about it.

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Post ID: @1xbf+1bRNZCwf

😂😂😂

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Post ID: @vvb+1bRNZCwf

Near loss observation:

Why are you at fault?

The rules are stupid.

I see. Following the rules requires to much time or energy...

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Post ID: @gba+1bRNZCwf

Watch out we got a bada$$ over here

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Post ID: @hol+1bRNZCwf

We took handrails down on our stair case two years ago for remodeling.
Liked the look and freedom so much, we just didn’t put them back up.
My 90 year old grandfather and 2 year old daughter scale them just fine.

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