Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Just another Elon confession - all the eXXon is double crossing

Space is the place, he said. And I have done sounded it, rounded it, and founded it in T-E-X-A-S. I've even doubled-downded it. Spell it it out TEE-EXX, if you can.

Lithium mines are elsewhere, as are the battery designers.
Air is heavy, so no matter how pfthallic is my ship design, it must meet with no resistance.
Crumbling crunch of Austinite on the soles of my shoes.

It must be the no taxing, no unions little cottonfields I find home.
Musk-oxen!
Onward through the fog!

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I've googled around and confirm most of this is authentic Elon.
He doesn't know what a cotton-field is, though.
He's from South Africa. when it was back home.

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Post ID: @2yqu+1c2kSLZZ

I think these are actual Musk quotes.
Maybe a compilation, but definitely sounds like him.

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Post ID: @1gdx+1c2kSLZZ

More gibberish ... like that from a drunkard.

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Post ID: @uve+1c2kSLZZ

What are the parts of ExxonMobil to sell off to Musk's businesses?
Synthetic lubricants.
Mining equipment.
Underwater technology.
Lobbyists.
anything else out there?

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As a Chemical Engineer with material strength and spectrometry specialty, I know that a job is available with other companies like Tesla.
But I am scared to make that leap.
My wife has asthma and the kids are in private schools.
I feel stable for at least another year with XOM.

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Post ID: @cka+1c2kSLZZ

Onward through the fog I understand.
It is an old saying. St. Augustine.
"Caliginem Pervincere."

It is ambiguous as with most of St. Aug.

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Does this make a sense to anyone?
I am Budapest, but was in Houston 2018 for some time.
It is fun but I do not understand.

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