Be ready all
New game
Puzzle pieces being played starting this week
When done the puzzle will be a new SWN
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We are going to mandate safe and effective layoffs for all workers, effective immediately. Only the first 500 days of layoffs in the first 14 are toughest.
Announcement is BOD has fully approved "safe and effective layoffs". Have no fear because our great leaders are following the layoff science. Five years of clinical layoff trials have proven the efficacy of upcoming layoffs. Our studies have shown a 95% effective rate of lower morale and on average a 50% increase in workload to those who remain! Current strategy is two doses of layoff no further than a month apart. For those who have reservations on the strategy, have no fear!!! Our layoff team is working day and night to provide a third layoff boost to all employees in six months!
I’m “hearing” there will be another Morse code clue delivered at around 10am central. Stay “tuned”.
Thursday. First puzzle piece will be played up in PA/WV.
No, two short tones followed by a long tone and another short one indicate you will be laid off. How were the acoustics? Sometimes reverb can lead to a distorted message. Any questions?
Here’s a puzzle. I think my boss was fa----g in Morse code at the urinal and trying to tell me something about upcoming layoffs. Should I be worried. I’m unsure of how to decode morse code. But it was one long tone followed by two short ones. Does this mean layoffs will affect me?
Woo hoo. I love puzzles. And I was the top ranked in my class at business school.