I'm a Director at the Bank. Thanks for admitting this. As we suspected you folks drive everywhere with no issue stores, bars, malls, outdoors, social gatherings but don't want to drive to work; a place that actually pays you and provides you and your family benefits. If you had been mature adults about this, it could have gone better. It's clear to the management stuff many of you are ungrateful, entitled, and quite frankly losers who are holding the company bank. Even our internal data shows many of you are actually not active on your laptop throughout the day, and productivity has dropped sharply.
Glad you will be returning to the office soon (the vaccinated ones already there need more company) and enjoy your long commute once again lol. Oh and if you don't comply with the vaccine mandate you will be terminated. The Bank will also be scrutinizing performance much closer and more rigorously before to cut the dead weight.
Once again, thanks for admitting something we all knew.