Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Industry Leaders

Always be asking yourself - is this good for the company? How can I maximize shareholder value while minimizing our carbon footprint? These are questions we need to be asking ourselves. As an Industry leader in technology, the rest of the world looks up to us to address the World's toughest challenges. As our Leaders guide us in helping us navigate this space and tackle the issues before us, lets do our part to make sure we are doing right by the company. Some ways we can do this is by defending our Leaders whenever we see them publicly criticized by acting as XOM ambassadors. Lets contribute as much money as possible to United Way. Lets spend our weekends volunteering for United Way. Lets minimize cost. It starts with me. Lets begin self expensing our own training to allow the Corporation room to breathe and recover. Lets become the World's lowest cost producer.

Make it your personal mission. We are ExxonMobil.

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@OP+1dgXZdxf Another drinker on job.

"As an Industry leader in technology, the rest of the world looks up to us to address the World's toughest challenges."

If you call the expensive yellow dog that even coworkers have to ask for its use case, then you may be right. Keep on going.

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Post ID: @3ezi+1dgXZdxf

Office Space much??

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Post ID: @1bea+1dgXZdxf

check out new "succession" planning video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGl3bGa2C4

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Post ID: @1yom+1dgXZdxf

you forgot "powerwalking"

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Post ID: @lmr+1dgXZdxf

“As our Leaders guide us“. Lol. You must be posting to the wrong page.

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Post ID: @akz+1dgXZdxf

I just need my "Jump to conclusions" mat.

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Post ID: @mtb+1dgXZdxf

You had me up until 'technology leader'.
Nice little farce.

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Post ID: @glr+1dgXZdxf

Are you serious? A company will eat you up and sp-t you out if you let it. To truly improve the organization, need to start with leadership at the top.

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Post ID: @bop+1dgXZdxf
  1. K
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Post ID: @efg+1dgXZdxf

Good luck with that!

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