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"Big Announcement: GBS is now called IBM Consulting!!" Who the F' cares.

GBS is now IBM Consulting, which will also be known as IBM Cons. (con-artists) for short.

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Post ID: @OP+1dxXg0yQ

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Obvs you care bruh, you posted about it.

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Post ID: @4hwd+1dxXg0yQ

Those who are saying it makes sense, can they explain how?
Changing the name isn't like removing a previous banner and posting a new banner. It costs a lot of money to change names in all the books etc.

So is there a change in strategy or just a name change to waste more time?

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Post ID: @4tsn+1dxXg0yQ

Carve out of loss making part of their business and keeping the areas in growth, makes sense surely

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Post ID: @4bxn+1dxXg0yQ

another financial engineering from dead , useless company. who the fck cares?

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Post ID: @4cvv+1dxXg0yQ

IBM Meta maybe?

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Post ID: @1aji+1dxXg0yQ

Lipstick on a pig

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Post ID: @oet+1dxXg0yQ

and GTS is called Kyndryl, but nobody gives a flying F

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Post ID: @qya+1dxXg0yQ

Not a fan - but this actually makes sense.

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Post ID: @kya+1dxXg0yQ

Maybe they can leverage their expertise and help other companies destroy shareholder value

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Post ID: @bad+1dxXg0yQ

Renaming GBS will fix all their problems. Remember 5 years ago when they merged the names GBS and GTS externally and created “IBM Services”. I think this lasted about 2 months before they scrapped it.

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Post ID: @pap+1dxXg0yQ

This is old news OP Get in the boat or take a swim Guessing you don't know how So do us all a favor

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Post ID: @csy+1dxXg0yQ

If half the managers and directors there don't have a clue what the product and services do, why are they be considered consultants? He-l, of most of it doesn't even work.. JimMcGerry and QRadar sucks and the product is more than 10 years dated. Splunk is the MSIEM product of choice.

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Post ID: @kaz+1dxXg0yQ

The new name is not as meaningful to customers as the old Global BS.

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Post ID: @pqj+1dxXg0yQ

It is just a better name so it will be easier to sell them off once that is needed.
Because, give it 2-3 years and IBM will have to put IBM Consulting for sale.

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Post ID: @zqx+1dxXg0yQ

The launch was 2 weeks ago. I believe it to be a good move. But all of our internal systems still say GBS and half our execs still say GBS and have GBS in their email signature. C'mon people.

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Post ID: @nqw+1dxXg0yQ

How very original of you.

I actually think it’s a great things. Sc--w the old acronyms. Another poke in the eye for our old CEO too…

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