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Here is what is on a career page. I believe it needs to be updated. Lets have some fun, what changes would you make?

"Remote & Work from Home
Whether you work from home, in an office or in one of our production or call center locations, you'll be collaborating with talented professionals. That's just one way innovative thinking brings efficiency to life across our global enterprise.

We take the future of workplace flexibility and productivity very seriously. That's why we're not only modernizing our offices to make the workplace more functional, we're giving you the choice to optimize your work life balance. Many Fiserv associates work from home or remotely full time; many more have crafted flexible working arrangements that allow working both virtually and in a local office.

When we say we value work life balance, we mean it. From Recharge and Refuel vacation policies that encourage you to take the vacation time you deserve, to our flexible working arrangements, we're confident you will find the role that offers the right balance for you. Our R&R even comes with flexible usage options (vacation, sick time, flex time) so you can take time off at your convenience, no matter where you are based."

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Fiserv requirements;
Must bleed orange
55 hour work weeks
Lowest compensation in the industry
No work/life balance
Must live in New Jersey in one of the most expensive areas for property taxes and car insurance.

We take the future of workplace flexibility and productivity very seriously that is why we are installing productivity monitoring tools like spacience buddy to monitor your work because, hey, we don't even trust you when you are in the office which we will monitor by the number of badge swipes you make in a week. If we find you don't swipe 3x, your friendly VP will reach out to ensure compliance.

"Work Life Balance " sure rack up the vacation PTO is what it's called but can't use it due to working those 55 hr weeks and having work pile up while you are on PTO usage time! Stressed while on vacation how is that work life balance! They basically told everyone they don't give 2 craps about them and then expect them to train their replacements AND increased the work! The CEO needs oxygen because his head must be too far up his rear cutting off his mental clarity!

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We take the future of workplace flexibility and productivity very seriously. That's why we asking people uproot their lives and move to New Jersey and commute to office, while needing to work a minimum of 55 hours a week.

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