There was a town hall meeting with our VP earlier today. At the end they asked 'any questions?' then muted everybody. "So, no questions, then? Have a great day everyone!"
ROTFLMAO. You can't make this sheet up.
Welcome to Office Space, boys and girls.
Do you guys not know this is literally the company from Office Space? The guy who wrote the movie worked for Fiserv in Texas.
Don’t forget Friday is Hawaiian shirt day!
"Aren't you supposed to use the little hand icon?"
They did use that icon. "Looks like we can't hear you, next question?" "kthxbai!"
Aren't you supposed to use the little hand icon?
Lmfao wtf. How is this scandalous sheet not made public news? This is clearly manipulation just to make the company look better than it actually is.
Actually, I haven't yet made up my mind yet if Frankie Coffecake is Lundberg, or Michael Scott of 'The Office'. Probably Lundberg, because Michael at least has a sense of humor, and Frankie probably gets TPS Reports