- Frank and Guy will continue pushing their outdated tooling down our throats, resulting in rapid decline of software quality, eventually leading to federal investigations and complete loss of client trust.
- The gold standard Vanguard 401K trusts will be replaced with Joe Shmoe's offshore discount trusts, setting a new record in employee retirement theft.
- SSB will finally leave the sinking ship for a more stable solution as Frank slams his fists on the table and blames Yabuki.
- Management will hire more agile consultants to figure out how to compensate for the extreme talent bleed and excess paper-pusher-to-developer ratio. When this fails, they will furiously push the phrase "the messy middle" even while bankruptcy papers are being filed.
- HR will start up an innovative new "inflate TheLayoff with fake posts" incentive program that will let employees save a few bucks on health insurance costs.
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The OP comment on HR posting positive comments definitely came true. Lest we forget !!!!
JY did sell us down the river. And with all of the cost cutting (BYOD, Layoffs etc.) that are being done, how can bankruptcy not be around the corner.
You forgot one:
- Fiserv will be named as one of FORTUNE's "World's Most Admired Companies" for a 9th Straight Year. (As long as Fiserv's Check to FORTUNE Clears. :)
IT is not just OFS people that do not like Frank.
FB and JY made their deal with the devil called money. Most OFS people feel JY sold them down the river and landed the beach house in Malibu. Most OFD people believe they are a gift to Mankind from what I see here. The arrogance and anger is amazing. This former LAYOFF site really is a required reading site for anybody CONSIDERING a new job at the wonderful shell that WAS Fiserv. I spent time at BigBlue and an international insurance firm. Corp problems are nothing new. Simplistic comments such as $200 by end of the year show enormous ignorance of complex factors that go into projecting such prices.
Another OFS associate jealous of Frank.. go Frank !!
Frank should be removed ASAP