Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Which building on Campus will Dallas Execs take?

Which building is being prepared for these Dallas Execs?

Relocation critical path is likely the timeline to complete upgrades to meet Dallas Executive standards.

Blue jeans on Fridays may be banned in that building or even entire Campus.

Executive parking will likely need to be separate from the minions.

There has probably already been a few meetings to decide how/where/what to feed them.

Maybe just give them a standard open floor plan and they adopt WE3!

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EP&S trying to figure out how to retrofit two story offices with fireplaces and private bathrooms into the cubical farm.

These modifications are why the move is not YE22.

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Post ID: @3zro+1fc1GJRK

E&PS crapping themselves just thinking about it

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Post ID: @3yxn+1fc1GJRK

Which building will they take? Whichever one they want.

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Post ID: @3ehz+1fc1GJRK

Most deserved space - cafeteria. LMAO

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Post ID: @2nlp+1fc1GJRK

I predict added security at their building entrance with metal detectors and x-ray similar to airports.

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Post ID: @1wft+1fc1GJRK

We pheasants will never see the royals. They will have private parking, bathrooms, food offerings ,gyms and likely sleeping quarters.

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Post ID: @1fra+1fc1GJRK

Parking down in the tunnels so they never have to see the rest of us.

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Post ID: @1xyy+1fc1GJRK

Energy 4 close to the Cube and the garage. No inside knowledge - Darren needs a Cube view from his office. Private dinning room in the cube. Blocked off garage floor.

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Post ID: @zfo+1fc1GJRK

Which building has the Chick-fil-A? That'll be the one. DW loves nuggets & Polynesian Sauce!

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Post ID: @ksf+1fc1GJRK

Suit and tie will be required throughout Campus.

Those Execs must not be exposed to casually dressed minions.

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Post ID: @jpv+1fc1GJRK

I'd like to propose wellness 1. The sewage line sometimes backs up in that building, so the MC should feel right at home.

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Post ID: @xsa+1fc1GJRK

One thing is for sure, they will never earn their 6 floor bathroom stall search badge. I have 3 of them.

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Post ID: @axd+1fc1GJRK

Yep they're taking over the cube and installing executive showers where only HiPos can gain access.

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Post ID: @myv+1fc1GJRK

The top of the cube

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Post ID: @erz+1fc1GJRK

Everything? Pretty much they will have bootlickers and peons at their whim

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