Anything else?
Little late now.
You should wear a pool noodle hat so people know how far away to stay. Those are awesome.
Just pin your vax card to your shirt like a badge, lol.
Wig, fake glasses (or contacts, if you wear glasses) and facial prosthetics. Those annoying colleagues you’ve had the pleasure of NOT interacting with for two years - you don’t want them to recognize you now, do you?
G-n range noise blockers are extremely effective. I used them even before covid.
I’m fiddling around with a dog whistle app on my cell phone. I’m trying to calibrate it for a hissing sound that’s barely out of range of conscious human hearing, but subtly capable of deterrence if somebody approaches.
My main quandary: Since it’s not safe for people to be in office buildings, I’m inclined to mask up. But I don’t want people to think I’m unvaccinated. This is a competitive organization and I really don’t want people thinking I’m stupid. So I guess I’ll forego the mask and hope for the best.
Eat lots of garlic...halitosis is a great people repellent.
Maybe just stop showering .. with enough odor, no one will come near you! Problem solved.
I’m bringing salad so I don’t even need to use the break room microwaves.
Microwave popcorn
Fish/Seafood to reheat in the microwaves
Wipes for your bu-t as the cheap toilet paper may cause inflammation
Get ready to play musical beverages with the items in the fridge. Not stealing them, just moving them around from the original location
Oh, air cleansing plants would be a great idea! I don’t think we have any rules on a limit. pokes head through bushes to make sure the coast is clear
Lifeguard hat and monitor privacy screen to avoid over-the-shoulder snooping.
You forgot “check common sense at door in order to be able to understand leadership”