Hmmmm. Let me think hahahah
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EXXON ENIGMA..... because they are mysterious, puzzling, & difficult to understand.
My other choice for name the team contest was EXXON EN--A.....hopefully, the rationale for this one is self explanatory for all the Gawn Pecawns !
“If EM was a sports team, who'd it be”
That’s easy:
EM would be the Patriots, because without inflation their ba--s would be tiny and worthless.
Hahahaha
Buffalo bills or Cleveland brown nosers
Manchester United
Spring Guy-on-Knees logo is a map to the latest glory-ho-e.
Spring Apocalyptors
The NY Yankees... one of the OG teams, had more money than God, so many famous players and amazing moments, everyone talks about the glory days, hasn't won $h*t in a decade or more.
US Olympic Women’s soccer team.
Hands down the NY Jets; rebuilding every two years since 1969!
Jax Jaguars
Why?
Check it out:
https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/who-has-the-worst-record-in-nfl-2021
the cowboys. the leading line up is all prima donnas
Houston Oilers
They've got their own sports team. Have you seen those "tiger face" athletic T-shirts ? They are bl**dy awful !
A poor performing Dodgeball team
The Cowboys. The fan boys think it’s the best team ever with the best players ever. In reality, our team kinda sucks mainly due to bad leadership and mismanagement. And our glory days were over a decade ago.
Texas Longhorn Football. All the funding and hype required to be successful with their own tv network even, but they still suck