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IBM's A55HOLE TEST

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Published on May 4, 2022

Some years back I applied to join IBM's grad scheme, there was a peculiar stage to the process I've not seen elsewhere. It was during the onsite day, where a batch of 20 or so applicants were put through various tests in an IBM office.

They called it the "group test"; around 8 of us were led to a room and asked to solve a puzzle together. Each of us was given an information pack, there was a white board, and a timer ticking down from 60 minutes.

At first there was silence as we looked at our packs, then the first voice: "Let's pool our information", someone stands up by the whiteboard, grasping a marker.

Silence, it's not clear how this information should be parsed. One person starts reading theirs out word for word. This is not going to scale. Someone interrupts. Before long the whiteboard leader has been deposed and another is wielding the marker. Then another fights for control. The 60 minutes has run out, the puzzle is unsolved. Confused and drained we head off to the next test.

At the end of the day the group is split into two rooms, my room is given the good news and I go on to join the grad scheme. Six months later I am shadowing a colleague who is running the "group test".

I asked him if he'd ever seen a group complete the test? "Oh, it's not about that, this is an as----e test. You see who turns into an as----e under pressure and they don't make it to the next round".

Source:
https://johnpublic.mataroa.blog/blog/the-as----e-test/

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Wait a minute. I thought Brandon did pass and that's why Republicans don't like him.

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Post ID: @4gsz+1gzHVkaE

@3aee, I guess you didn't take the test.

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sometimes i wonder why do i waste so much of time on internet, not even doing productive work. Just refreshing yt feed and sometimes opening instagram. Its not like I enjoy them 10/10. So why do I do this? I even made a stratergy to stop this, but no matter what I do, it just...doesn't work. I will follow that thing for 2-3 days then back to that unproductive and mindless pithole. I haven't achieved anything in life, but i want to, i want to own things...i want to have friends...i want to have fun....but this....something is just holding me. I could simply just say i'm lazy, but is that a good reason..why would i even need a reason.

I would like to think its not laziness, but then what even is it? And again i will search on the internet about this, find some videos that talk about this, then some people in the comments will say the "i suffer from the same things",,,and then? then i will feel better that there are people that are similar to me....and? guess what? back to the same routine. I am sick of this...its like i know i will not have these comfortable days, these days where i just sit down and scroll will end. But what will be at the other side of it? A person who i would envy and want to be like or someone who no one cares about and is pathetic

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Post ID: @3tib+1gzHVkaE

Too bad they don't do that test up in Canada. LOL

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Post ID: @1gdm+1gzHVkaE

All the as-----s are hired as IBM execs.

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