Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Highest value employee at xom

With performance feedback coming soon I just want to say the person who actually deserves OwD is the person who added the option to watch management videos in double speed. Time wasted listening to pointless messages reduced by 50%. Single biggest achievement of the Corp all year. #winning

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You people are actually wasting time to watch the video?

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Post ID: @1agq+1htDdSFX

Joke’s on you OP, that person was a contractor

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Post ID: @1rem+1htDdSFX

My vote for the award is to the person brave enough to OPENLY admit that they don't watch any of the dribble shoveled out from leadership(s) bull pen.

The rest of the cows here will continue taking it up the assets and going along with the program to just hold on to their jobs!

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Post ID: @tuz+1htDdSFX

How did you watch it at double speed? I can't even watch at normal speed without buffering every 2 seconds.... 4 min video takes an hour to watch...

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Post ID: @kws+1htDdSFX

"Time wasted listening to pointless messages reduced by 50%."

Darren, an efficiency right there!!! I wonder how many billions this option saves the company. Let's tell it to the investors.

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Post ID: @pbf+1htDdSFX

There are training systems that not only don't let you do the videos at fast speed, it only counts when it is the foreground window. We get that at my employer, only a matter of time for you...

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