Yes. This made my commute in & paying 4/gal for gas, money to park & waste 2 hours commuting to be on teams meetings with my door shut with India colleagues worth it!
Pass me another slice of pepperoni
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To all the little babies complaining about high gas prices: join Costco, gas is 25 cents cheaper. Also how the f does a gallon of beer cost more than a gallon of gas?
This is hilarious! I remember management ordering pizza and cutting each slice in half because they were too cheap to order enough for every employee...so they would say we could have 2 slices but it was really just 1 slice (cut into 2). Typical BNYM.
Going forward the pizza slices will come with coupons for Starbucks. If you want, have as many as four slices. Eat 2. Take a slice over you your manager. Explain to your manager you like free pizza but want to share a slice. Boot licking. Your manager will talk about team building with you if you’re lucky.
I’ve had the free Starbucks but you can’t get a Cortado. Other coffee shops make them. Have a flat white. They can mix the coffee and Starbucks in a bowl. When they kneel in front of you, big eyes, glazing over with want, you can and must do the needfull and really spackle them up.
Then the pizza won’t seem so important.
It's line a pizza party in preschool again. Pacification.
We don’t get that in our offices, no free Starbucks either.
Little to no raises. Worst healthcare year after year, longer work days, but yeah. I’m thrilled for two slices of pizza. Morale problem solved.
It’s interesting watching people work all hours of the night in hopes of getting a breadcrumb. No thanks.
How can anyone complain about free pizza?
Nope. Regular. Ok. 3.80+ - Still a waste of money for me to come in for teams mtgs all day.
If you don’t have anything going on & you like going in have at it. Do it 5 days a week. Heck. Go in 7.
I’ll stay home.
No..where I live it still $3.89 for regular not premium but thanks for a-s...uming
eh i get what youre saying but gas isnt a concern for them anymore. its 3.46 in most places and keeps going down. if youre paying 4$ you prob drive a car that needs premium and well that's your problem.