You know, the one with the needlessly complicated order and ZERO patience for the Barista. Case and point, the aligning controls to support our business email.
Top of the house especially. Sharf and Santomassimo are DEFINITELY ordering a 15 word coconut milk monstrosity and talking to the manager about it.
To cultivate the WF image, just project a certain lifestyle and a healthy, disaffected contempt for the peons who serve you.
Santomassimo doesn't drink coffee; he said it in a call where someone thought it would be a good idea during Q & A to ask him what his favorite coffee is. Proof that indeed, there actually ARE stupid questions.
I have been so happy since i got laid off. The more distant I am, the clearer I can see how stupid everyone was. And that there is no decision making. Only knee jerk reactions
Every customer at Starbucks is "that guy", the kind that makes horrible financial decisions and "invests" in assets that become instantly worthless.
Mo--ns
Wow, OP you are spot on! Love the complete and accurate absurdity called out. I laughed so hard that I about Scharted myself.
Agree, but you misspelled Shart