layoffs are delayed til January.... we can't even execute layoffs! what a bunch of crazy going on! no wonder we are having business issues. Earnings call will be a hoot!
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@2brc+1jAGy813 Do you know who is impacted?
I should know, I'm a senior director and did no such thing.
Check your inbox one more time :P
Oh for Pete's sake. The amount of unadulterated nonsense some folks sp-t out on this site is insane. "Layoff lists already submitted to HR by all Director Level and above management" is a lie. I should know, I'm a senior director and did no such thing. I did have to stack rank employees months and months ago, that's all. In the meantime, attrition took care of culling the herd.
Aruna will create some EGGZiting material for LayoffsASSaService. Layoff via WebEx is 10x better than in person! You have 0% chance to be shot! How EGGZiting!
Aruna Eggziting news will be that all of the money she has wasted on Mcclaren will turn into sales!
Love from Sales!
Aruna will create some EGGZiting material for SaaS!
Not true-Layoff lists already submitted to HR by all Director Level and above management
Who wants to get cut during the holiday months? I don't. Instead I can use those months to update my resume and learn some skills with online courses.
Not a surprise. It coincides with the official launch of that new Cloud offering, LaaS (Layoffs-as-a-Service). What until you see the marketing collateral.