Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

We need a new Board and CEO

New CEO and Board desperately needed

Things we need to do

  1. Offer Voluntary Severance Packages. This way, We get rid of all of the quite quitters and people who no longer want to be here and we’re just coasting along.
  1. Reward all of the people who stayed and didn’t take the package.

These people actually want to be here and need to be rewarded. 10k

  1. Reinstate the 401k quarterly match or biweekly
  1. Match from 6 to 10 percent to 401k
  1. Change the Company Name.
  1. Purge all of the current executives along with the BOD
  1. Sell between 50 and 75 percent of commercial office buildings.
  1. Cancel RTO and offer employees to pick when and if they want to comin to office.
  1. Offer executives millions of dollars only if they have achieved all of their goals and performance of the company

Vote up if u would like me to become your next CEO

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Post ID: @OP+1jLVxXXF

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Sorry. I cannot upvote when the OP spells quiet “quite”.

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Post ID: @2yks+1jLVxXXF

Please SVB be laid off on Thanksgiving. It is a Thursday.

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Post ID: @xqm+1jLVxXXF

The executives DO meet their goals, just their goals are BS.

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Post ID: @wos+1jLVxXXF

Gift cards , lol.

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Post ID: @hki+1jLVxXXF

there is monetary recognition as an option within recognition central, it is called manager spotlight award where managers can give points which can we redeemed for gift cards and other items. this is a consolidation of all the various recognition systems that used to be in place by each lob

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Post ID: @juz+1jLVxXXF

You forgot one item. Allow team member to team member recognition, again. Not just stupid ecards. I mean monetary recognition.

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Post ID: @bqq+1jLVxXXF

I like the ideas, but I doubt @OP is CEO material.

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Post ID: @wpx+1jLVxXXF

Not mine

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Post ID: @kii+1jLVxXXF

+1 You have mine

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