Stink here to fill you in on the new Texas-sized Guarantee. When we sc--w up your bill, have massive outages, or let hackers steal your personal info, you get a discount on your bill, or cheap plastic phone accessories...on me! And believe me, with the employees we've run off and the sent to India, you'll be cashing in, thanks to the Guarantee! The Guarantee is ironclad, and you can take that to the bank partner! Yee-haw! (Legal note: Guarantee is not a real guarantee and is not ironclad, and cannot be taken to the bank. Terms and conditions apply)
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We got to see the "culture" today during the Launch and Lunch in Bothell. The marketing or culture lady walking around with her phone taking video, whooping it up, having a grand time showing the huge line snaking through the building, completely disrupting someone trying to talk on a Teams Meeting (hmmm... why wasn't she sitting collaborating with the team in person???). All of us standing in line were quietly talking amongst ourselves, but being respectful of those around us trying to work.
Then you had the lady handing out paper coupons for your free lunch saying "They are only activated after you visit every table." Right... activate a paper coupon.
Employees really should be excited by what their employer has to offer. I think most of the employees there are well acquainted with what our company offers and aren't all that excited anymore. It looked like everyone was only excited about the company actually providing free food.
The Guarantee? Well, I bet we see it quietly disappear in less than a year.
Stop complaining and get working!
Our guarentee
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=juNqfxhirBM
read the fine print, it's worthless. especially the customer service part... you'll be helped in 5 mins or less....After a rep picksup the call, so, you can still be in vr he-l or on hold for 45 mins..
I laughed out loud when I heard this. I wonder how much money was wasted on this BS. While other carriers are offering top deals, T offers you a guarantee and a promise 🤣
Pound sand.
Cause they know all they sold you was a guarteneed peice of sh-t... thats all it is. Hey if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed I will, I have spare time.
Doesn't apply during a work stoppage. Nice.
Finally a post that is not crying about RTO.
I liked this part best -
"The terms, conditions, benefits, and components of the AT&T Guarantee program may be changed or discontinued at any time without notice,"
what kind of guarantee is that?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=juNqfxhirBM