Rumors on the internets abound regarding AT&T big announcements on Friday. Is it a layoff? Is it Starlink compatibility? Is it Stankey retirement?
People here must know. Spill the T tea!
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Probably this 😂 So super “innovative”.
https://www.theverge.com/news/606905/att-branded-reason-for-calling-android
Crickets over here.
IF the rumored announcement is bad, the company will wait to end of day, so you can all go home and take it out on your families.
Still waiting. Yet another lie? Shocking.
It's costume Friday!!!
"Congrats. We're increasing your garage parking access by $10 per month. Get your *ss to work on Monday. Have a good weekend."
All jokes aside, today is the day. What was the announcement?
Stankey will be replaced by a chatbot that will work only 1 hour per day and outperform him
We're buying Blockbuster and going to start shipping out DVD's to compete with Netflix
T will merge with Comcast and then will buy Netflix. Or as someone said RTO 7 days a week. If Elon and his gang of “bigballs” can do it, you can too.
Upping the guaranatee rebate to $10.
Yuuuup!
It’s Fryday!
I heard they were announcing the return of Randall Stephenson to boost the stock. After that, he’s going to create the dream culture we all desire.
This is all based on his ability to also remain on the board at Wal-Mart. He may not have the time for both.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRlyTL9CiZQ
Skankey is transitioning and now we Must refer to him as her.
It’s going to be big.
All white males to receive promotions.
The big announcement is new promotions, offering to offset the terrible January gross adds.
It’s a read out on how well the RTO is going. There will be charts by hub office with statistics showing which ones are complying or not.
It should be interesting.
I'm waiting for the Breaking News that our dirtbag CEO got Mangiowned. That's where my thoughts and prayers are going.
Sp-t my water completely out at “Bald’s Deep” LMFAO!
To enhance collaboration and employee engagement they will be removing all chairs from office locations. Stand tall, AT&T team.
They are having a hot wings challenge with leftover super bowl wings. Stank will wear pajamas and Legg an elf hat and pretend he's in the twilight zone.
It’s Hawaiian shirt Friday.
I’m hoping for another free lunch at HQ in Dallas.
RTO 7 days a week being announced
iPhone upgrade for iPhones of any age and any condition.
Oh the irony, if they announce dropping DEI in Black History Month
Announcing a new recurring series called "Balds Deep" where the hair challenged discuss hot topics of the day. First session topic - "soccer shoes, are they really more than business casual footwear?"
“A succession plan will be announced where Stankey will join the board as its director and Jeff will assume acting CEO while the company searches to fill the vacancy.”
MacSelfish is a “Sk@nkey” acolyte. He & fellow lackey JackLe99 have NO business in the C suite…much less as CEO!
5/5/5 perhaps?
Closing offices not in DAL/ATL/BED/RED
HR here. The announcement is the end of DEI practices within the company.
All the whining 30 40 50 years of service type will be let go so we can grow into the future. Also all overweight and smoking ones need to be let go as well since our insurance is high enough with all this lazy dead weight.
ADD DEI OBAMA FOLLOWERS
stanky knows more about AI and decides to donate his brain and become an android, having a massive stock surge T's stock past $25
BFD...no news as usual!
All the whining 30 40 50 years of service type will be let go so we can grow into the future. Also all overweight and smoking ones need to be let go as well since our insurance is high enough with all this lazy dead weight.
A succession plan will be announced where Stankey will join the board as its director and Jeff will assume acting CEO while the company searches to fill the vacancy.